Picasso’s Anatomy

From March 21, 2018 Until I saw one irl, I thought vaginas were horizontal. And before you get all weirded out… no, this isn’t an embarrassing tale about losing my virginity, nor is it a horrible story of sexual abuse. It is a tale of childhood innocence. Growing up and learning, you start with nothing, […]

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Dear Pat

From March 17, 2018 Dear Pat, I’m sorry able before. That wasn’t cool for me to call you out like that. You’re one of my oldest friends. Let’s squash the beef. You wanna drink green shit and get fuck up? Your friend, Mike Follow @Book_of_Mike

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Dear Saint Patrick

From March 17, 2018 Dear Saint Patrick, WTF have you done!? I just came home to discover 4 frozen pizza boxes and a pack of Reese’s Pieces on the kitchen floor, now saturated by an empty can of Modelo. That’s not even Irish! ¿ Why did you tell me you were coming on Saturday, if what […]

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