Mike Mahoney is a professional procrastinator who is chronically afraid of responsibility or being held accountable to anyone.

He routinely cancels plans, forgets birthdays, and produces overly ambitious to-do lists that collect in a wicker basket on his dresser.

He started a blog to explore the deepest crevasses of his psyche in order to uncover the hard, ugly truths that are preventing him from becoming a productive, happy member of society.

Join Mike as he attempts to build empathy, draw cartoons, and make fun of himself and others.

Also, please follow Mike on Twitter. He craves the validation of strangers.